"Solid ethanol and solid ice… now that would be a popsicle"
- John Brady
First-year: John Brady, what kind of dog do you have?
John Brady: The best kind.
"14% alcohol is fine for a cold winter’s night… but how about 40%?"
Student: “So - on the graph, what does ‘26% Dead’ mean?”
John Brady: “Well… It refers to the previous mineralogy class…”
John Brady is sick. :(
No, Native Americans did not bring it here in their canoe.
Student: “Professor Brady? The continents are all moving right now, right? A little bit every year?”J. Brady: “Yes! All the time. Hang on!”
"Even my atoms are dusty."
"There are no bonds between layers… like puppies on a cold night." - John Brady
John Brady knows about metamorphism, and how to quickly take off a wig.
"It’s a good thing I play tennis, I’ve got a lot of balls"
"…Namely, our good friend again, alcohol."
"You will not cross the Canadian border with these bottles of white powder in your suitcase…"
John Brady on the XRD
"(Happily, to first-years) geology rules all! (Quieter, under breath) geology rules all." - John Brady, FYS
"Why aren’t there more rocks with wet brownies?"
"The M&M trail is actually not named–although I have done this–for leaving M&Ms along the trail as incentive for your children to keep hiking.” - John Brady, FYS
John Brady and his friends used to be groupies for/stalk Yo-Yo Ma
John Brady don’t assume